I don't get drunk very often but when I do I do a good job of it . There used to be a a radio show called love song dedications and you have to ring in with a request and they play it. So I gives it a go... The announcer gets on and I tells him I have been left alone and I miss him so much. I thinks he thinks I'm gay so he listens then asks what song I want. I gives him the name of the song
and he says you are drunk and hangs up. What song did I ask for one might ask to get that reaction and here it is Rudolf the red nosed reindeer. After all it was just after Christmas.