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Monday, December 18, 2017

Down the mower shop

Bloke came in today in a bit of a rush carting his rego papers for his car. Before he could say anything Terry said if you think you are going to get your car regoed here today you have something coming we ain't going to do it. We have all this other work here and you want us to work on your car..... The bloke stopped in his tracks "but " . Terry came back dont you "but me"... Finally Terry broke out laughing the poor bloke just stood there with nothing to say because he forgot what he came in for. Terry said well get it out we don't have all day. then the bloke started laughing . Its great to come in here cause you dont know what to expect  He bought a case of beer and came back that afternoon. Smiles all round

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

electronic control

Fuel injection threw the exhaust valve would cool the valve. The preheat would make the fuel more gassious. This would aid in complete combustion. Why not electronic controlled valves. Water could be injected as well to gain more expansion of the combustion. The valves would not cop the battering of the return spring if they were returned with Maglev. Maglev could be used instead of springs. The valves could be lighter and the speeds increased.

Thursday, November 2, 2017

dont know if this works Maybe it will

Please pause for 2 minutes and read this:

 1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.
 2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.
 3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home.
 4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.
 5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.
 6. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
 7. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
 8. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.
 9. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!
 10. A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we’ll save at least one life.
 11. Rather than sending jokes, please... contribute by forwarding this mail which can save a person’s life.
 12. If this message comes around you... more than once… please don’t get irritated... You should instead, be happy that you have many friends who care about you & keeps reminding you how to deal with a Heart attack.

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Do the right thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuWBYG8seAE

Clouds

I have worked outside most of my life and love to sit down and watch the sun set.
Years ago the sunsets were mainly yellow and orange in colour. These days the colour is in the spectrum of a rainbow. If you look back at all the really old cowboy movies the clouds are fluffy and white. Compare them with modern day movies you can see the change or better still go out and look for yourself.
Hey I don't have a patient on them or a copy right you are free to look for yourselves. I dare you.

New computer

There is afoot the makings of a new computer which will run on Artificial intelligence and DNA. This computer is able to prove the existence of god.
When we have this then humanity is going to be held accountable weather we like it or not.

Up the mower shop

A new customer came in to the shop passing all the derelict mowers on the way. She then asked terry if they repaired mowers? Now Terry is pretty loose with a story and always on the look out for a starter answered. No . Lady we fix washing machines and appliances. The lady turned and looked at the mowers piled out the front and asked what are these for? Those they are our collection didn't you know we collect them! She was just about to walk out and Terry said with a smile and a laugh in his voice " we can make an exception for pretty ladies" then he laughed. Bewildered and  with a dought she then told him what she wanted. This is a regular occurrence. We  are thinking of making a TV series called "the mower shop"