Who am I

 I am 73 and some not many years ago I found out I was aboriginal. People of aboriginal heritage keep recognising me as such . I asked my remaining uncle so I took him to sacred lands west of Dorrigo and asked him if I was aboriginal he came clean and advised that I was. I was born in Holland and emigrated to Australia from a war torn country on a boat. My mother married my father and they went to Holland where I was born. In 1960 I was nationalised and got land rights before any other aboriginal and proof I was Australian. It was even bought up in Kempsey court by Magistrate Evans after going to circle sentancing and this was put on court records. Now here is the twist my doctor wants me to fill out a government form to continue to get indidgenous health care,what a joke I never asked for this it was thrust upon me. I am too black to be white and too white to be black,so what am I to do. I know I will take on hollywood wisdom I will now be called technicolour and this removes all raceism from the world. Any one now using the term colour is a colourist and should be laughed at. These beauracrats that you are talking to are just nobodies with a mouth. The people who have an opinion just like there arse holes and as we all know everyone has one of those. If they dont have culture then they are not aboriginal as traditions are passed down with written words and song and yes aboriginal people have those. The written words are written in stone seems that to light techinicolour people just don't know how to read it. Nuff Said

Broom stick

Some time back my girlfriend broke a straw broom you know the ones with the long cane brissels.
Well for laughs I burnt the broken ends and confronted her with it.
With a question!
What did you have engine troubles and blow it up?

I guess the femenists will not know what I am talking about!