Friday, November 13, 2015

Text message

As some of you have deduced I am a Aboriginal elder and just sometimes things happen and last night was the time for it to happen.
Heres what happened..............
2am  Australian eastern time the text went off on my phone beep beep two at once.
The text was an unnamed lady and to clarify it even further it was from the old lady that used to live in the house next door......
Now I'm awake fully and alert being an old fella I then heard noises coming from next door so I rang the owner of the house and he rang the police I think,but I could be wrong at this point.
The owner turned up first followed by the police.
Being one of the originals and a shaman, I sent curses out on the individuals who I never once saw.
Like pointing the bone and let me tell you you never want the bone pointed at ya.
I went and pulled on some clothes and went out the back turned on the lights and two houses out the back I heard what was like a dog fight on a hot sheet of corrugated iron with some sheila yelling out let him go.
Bad shit happens around me since finding out I am a aboriginal shaman, I'm an engineer and this shit scares me more than it did that young fella.
The end result is he will spend quality family time with his kin outside Nowra court house and even given time of school. Mum will have to give him a feed at some posh restaurant as well. The sentence will be to write an ilegiable letter to the owner and like the one I got will be unreadable and he will then go on to further his own career in crime.

Thursday, November 5, 2015

the saga goes on



Twas a night to remember.
Lee Anne came in and said it was hot turned the ceiling fan on and it blew the lighted candles off the end of the bed onto the Donna and I grabbed the donna and threw it out the door on my return the smoke from the candles filled the room. Thats when I said don't worry there is still the gypsy wagon down the back yard. Well the fiery blonde started at me and called me a psycho maniac idiot and all I was after was one thing.....Then she walked out and was gone ten minutes later it started to poor down rain and she was on the way to the station and I must admit I had to smile. She was right in what she said, I was only after one thing and never got it. Never again will I ever try to dine a woman at my house and I have stacked the candles on the side table to remind me of the night I nearly burnt down my own house. I guess she was right on two counts I was an idiot.
More reason to grow the beard back.
PS I was going to put more candles on the blades of the ceiling fan as well. Now how many of my friends can beat these photos and story on facebook.

I am trying......

Sorry for not dancing tonight I had other things to do (Lea Anne)
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Some time ago I wrote about Lee Anne and the tea light candles well the saga goes on. Having been fined by Shoalhaven City Council for sleeping in her car she decided to come back. She said that the only way she could be kept here is if she lost her keys and didn't have her credit card. 
Some time ago I wrote about Lee Anne and the tea light candles well the saga goes on. Having been fined by Shoalhaven City Council for sleeping in her car she decided to come back. She said that the only way she could be kept here is if she lost her keys and didn't have her credit card. 
Being the inventive type I decided to fix the problem. Whilst she was asleep I got her keys and put them into the big tub in the freezer and filled it with water and froze it over night That was the keys sorted then I glued her credit card to the table. All set permanent house cleaner.
When she woke and went looking for the keys and card I then showed her what I had done expecting a that's good thinking reply. The bloody sheila went into a friggen rage like a tornado bent on destroying the place. To my bloody surprise she had duplicates stashed away in her bag and left waking the neighbors six houses up on each side.
These are the joys of dating in these times never a dull moment.

Friday, October 30, 2015

Charles Bonnet syndrome

This is an interesting subject images flashing before ones eyes and the person in blind. Yes hallucinations of the mind.
This is possible and as to why it is probably the person is bored with being blind and there is no side effects and they are not mentally mad. Now with that said is it possible for a perfectly able sited person able to see the same type of images and I believe it is.
 In highly intelligent people not on drugs and bored with there lot in life it is possible and probable that  they also can reproduce images  the same as in someone with CBS.
Years ago I had an image on a sunny day of a large black asteroid passing overhead and at the time I did not mention it because people would think I am mad. Let me tell you some people do think I am mad.
The reason for this is my mind is in the search of anything new and something that challenge the thought process. Just the other day my vision was splitting up into two parts and I was not able to see the line between one image and the one next to it. I was hallucinating and I was not on drugs I did speak to my doctor and was made to worry and they went away by them selves. I wish that I had not gone to the doctor as I would have been able to play with this and have some fun with it.
Maybe it might return and I will be able to write more on the subject.
There is a song that goes like this"there is a fine line between pleasure and pain" I have crossed this line on several occasions and I will tell you how.
I was with no sex for years and when I did get it the pleasure was so intense in my mind it was like pouring water on dry concrete and the water just spread out in all directions,well instead of water it was pain, pain so intense that it made me pass out. I went to the hospital and the doctor there just laughed and I was perplexed. He did ask if sex was involved and I said yes and you have not had in some time yes then he laughed again. I did not think it funny. Then he told me he had just read a medical journal about just this and said no way to himself. Then I walk in. I asked him what I should do and the cure and prescription was amazing MORE SEX and the beast left on its own accord.
The imagination is an amazing thing and I also think engineering is also amazing thus the name of this blog....

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

House for sale

As my early readers know I lived in Gundagai beside the mighty Murrumbidgee river. I have decided to sell the house so here is a short video. I hope you enjoy it,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuS1E6Yzonw

Monday, October 26, 2015

I have a reader from Réunion welcome aboard.I never knew it existed.

I have a reader for

Réunion

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
For other uses, see Reunion (disambiguation).
Réunion
La Réunion
Overseas region & department of France
Flag of Réunion
Flag
Coat of arms of Réunion
Coat of arms
Motto: Florebo quocumque ferar
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Country France
PrefectureSaint-Denis
Departments1
Government
 • President of Regional CouncilDidier Robert
Area
 • Total2,511 km2(970 sq mi)
Population (Jan. 2013)[1]
 • Total844,994
 • Density340/km2(870/sq mi)
Time zoneRET (UTC+04)
ISO 3166 codeRE
GDP (2013)[2]Ranked
Total€16.7 billion (US$22.2 bn)
Per capita€19,854 (US$26,369)
NUTS RegionFRA
WebsitePrefecture
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Réunion[discuss spelling] (FrenchLa RéunionIPA: [la ʁeynjɔ̃]; previously Île Bourbon) is a French island located in theIndian Ocean. It is situated east of Madagascar and about 175 kilometres (109 mi) southwest of Mauritius, the nearest island. As of 2014, its population numbered 844,994 inhabitants.[1]
The island has been inhabited since the the 17th century, when people from Europe (mostly France), Madagascar and Africa settled there. Slavery was abolished on 20th December 1848 (a date celebrated yearly on the island), after which indentured workers were brought from South India, among other places. The island became an overseas department of France in 1946.
The local language, spoken by the majority of the population, is Réunion Creole. The official language is French.
Administratively, Réunion is one of the overseas departments of France. Like the other four overseas departments, it is also one of the 27 regions of France, with the modified status of overseas regions, and an integral part of the Republic with the same status as those situated on the European mainland. Réunion is an outermost region of the European Union and, as an overseas department of France, a part of the Eurozone.[3]

Life "Things have changed and yet they have not."

"Things have changed and yet they have not."
Slavery is ripe and well in the western world with the have and the have nots. Greed is rife along with deception and lies.
2015 years ago they spoke of such things and the destruction of society,They have it drugs corporate crime and a genuine lack of feelings. When one hugs one's own grand daughter it feels like a crime because of the teachings of the media circus some thing is definitely wrong.
As a father and grand father the feelings of loneliness are compounded by the feelings of being inadequate. I know my children love me and so does my grand daughter but these feeling are real to me.
I see the dregs of life come to me and speak of murder and how they did it and to see the hollow people looking for something.
Yes I attract murderers knife wielding people who have done real goal time.
I would rather talk to a car sales man than a politician, doctors, council office employee,CEO,welfare officer. and a lot of others I have left out.As you at least know the car salesman is going to rip you off. The rest just lie and you can never know where you really stand or end up.
I grew up in a time where things were fixed things like stove washing machines and even marriages.
Ahhh yes they had these things 2015 years ago, lies murderers politicians and others, It really does not matter seventy odd years and its all over, The murderer gets the same as a saint,And God lives on...