Recycling and Idiots

Being devout recyclers and scavengers my mate was dismantling a futon bed on the side of the road that we found the week before,he returned a week later and with spanners layed out on his tool bag dismantling the thing when this motorist stopped and abused him of dumping. Taken back by the tirade he finally said when was the last time you caught someone dumping with his tool kit laid out dismantling the rubbish, you idiot. It won't fit into the back of my car in one piece. The motorist thought for a moment and my mate watching the wheels ticking over in his head then the light went on, and then he said sorry and left.