grubberment facts

 

Meanwhile, in the grand palace of the grubberment, the officials sat around a large table, scratching their heads in confusion which was normal for them (thinks it is the flees). "What on earth is going on in that city?" asked the Minister of Ridiculous Affairs. "Why do they think we want to kill them? I mean, have we nothing better to do "no"?"

The Minister of Silly Schemes put down his oversized rubber chicken and spoke up, "Sir, perhaps we should send out a statement clarifying that we have no intention of wiping out our citizens. Only about 95% of them . It's starting to affect the city's coffee shop business, and their barista is a legend in making overly frothy lattes!"

So a message was promptly dispatched, assuring the city that their imagination had been working overtime, and no one in the grubbernment had any murderous intentions towards them. Didnt tell them that the un was. "We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our unintentional plot to eradicate you," the statement read, dripping with irony.They were only sorry that the city found out

The city, having received the statement, looked at each other with a mixture of relief and embarrassment. They sheepishly emerged from their homes, realizing how melodramatic they had been. "Well, I guess the grubberment isn't trying to kill us after all," said one person, scratching their head more flees that is how you know that they belong to the grubberment.

And so, life went back to normal in the city of Ludicrously Absurd, with the people finding new facts to obsess over, like the suspicious activities of the local dog walker or the mysterious origins of a particularly delicious apple pie.

The grubbernment officials were relieved that their plans of global domination were no longer being whispered about. They returned to their mundane tasks, knowing all too well that trying to kill an entire city is simply far too time-consuming when there are endless documents to be filed and meetings to be scheduled.and heads to scratched.

And with a pinch of sarcasm and a dose of laughter, Ludicrously Absurd continued to thrive in its own peculiar way, with its people always finding something to stir up an outrageous tale. After all, what's life without a little absurdity and a lot of humor? Then the facts!