From one of my other blogs

Thursday, September 5, 2013

I dared to ask

I asked some one with mental illness this Question.

If your psychiatrist was an insect what would they be?

The answer was a cockroach.
After an hour I asked why a cockroach? The answer was "that's the first thing that came to my mind".
Having thought on the question what insect would you choose now? "A leach but they are not an insect"!

Now lets look at a cockroach and understand the qualities of such a creature.
 The name "cockroach" comes from the Spanish word for cockroach, transformed by English folk etymology into "cock" and "roach".
A roach is the butt of a marijuana cigarette.
A roach is a brown, creepy looking insect with wings, whiskers and six legs. 
Mentally ill People consider roaches to be pests and try to kill roaches.   

Cockroaches have small heads and thus small intelligence.
A study tested the hypothesis that cockroaches use just one piece of information how dark it is.
Cockroaches are mainly ^nocturnal and will run away when exposed to light they also have never been good at writing reports.

Now for Cock

Slang: Vulgar. 

penis. 

a male chicken; rooster. 

To cock preparatory to firing.

In conclusion.

Now I am not recommending the extermination of Psychiatrists but I do see how one would come up with the comparison of a cockroach and a psychiatrist. 

Friday, September 6, 2013

I dared to ask again.

 Again I asked a person who has been described as a mentally ill and who is on heavy medication the following questions with out any prompts.
If an engineer was an insect what would he be?
The immediate response was a bee!
What would a car sales man be?
Some deliberation here and the answer was a fly.
What would the prime minister be?
I don't know came back.
So with some quick thinking I asked, what would the president of the United States of America be and the immediate response was a Wasp.
So clearly the work done has a equivalent insect and a psychiatrist is but a Cockroach with a second choice a leach.
Then I asked what would a doctor be?
Very short deliberation, a spider,I like spiders?
What would an ant be?
Immediate response was a factory worker or a China man.
A nurse would be a butterfly.

In conclusion your patient thinks of you the one sticking the needle into them and administering the drugs of death and controlling there lives as a cockroach or a leach.

This report was written by
Professor Iggle Quack extraordinaire.

Professor Iggle

Snapped today

I have never seen this ship before it is anchored in Jarvis bay off Vincentia. It is thirty five tons and was built in Victoria.

Fire art

 Just some fire art that I am into these days.

 Opera in fire

Just wondering

If damaged cells in the brain were sucked out of the brain with a syringe and were replaced with stem cells grown for the job. A modern day lobotomy if you like. As I said just thinking.

People invading Australia

When foreign nationals attempt to enter Australia on unseaworthy boats and burn themselves on uninsulated exhaust pipes who is really to blame. I worked on ships doing maintenance and never saw uninsulated exhaust pipes and if any such things where to be found the ship would be stopped from leaving port until repairs were effected.
The blame for burnt hands on asylum seekers rests with the owners of the boats and the skipper of these boats, no one else.
If you are the master of a boat you are responsible for all activities on your boat no one else. Injuries sustained on uninsulated exhaust pipes are the problem of the master not the country you are about to invade.
Nuff said.
 

What do Iposo Research Institute do?

Ipsos focuses on a single activity, namely the production, interpretation and distribution of information gathered from individuals about their opinions, desires, attitudes and behaviors.
There objective: maintain a solid financial performance higher than the market’s and develop responsibly, taking care to make the best use of Ipsos’ means and resources. (Your information is there resources)

Did you give permission?

If you attend a hospital in Australia they share all the information freely with other organizations with out your approval. Yes Ipsos is one of the companies who else gets the information? Insurance companies other quacks and the list goes on. Who is the bureau of health any way? Well the list below shows some of the connections weather active or not is not known, one must question ones thoughts as to weather one could give them more information.

 Sydney School of Public Health, University of Sydney.
 Australian Institute of Health and Welfare,
 Commissioner of Health in Western Australia.
Financial services firm UBS Australia.
 Center for Health Economics Research and Evaluation (CHERE)
 University of Technology, Sydney.
 International Health Economics Association (iHEA)
 Health Services Research Association of Australia and New Zealand (HSRAANZ).
 Medical Services Advisory Committee
University of Sydney,
 Information Technology  Sydney Medical school.
 Royal Australasian College of Surgeons
 Royal Prince Alfred Hospital
 Australian National University,
 University of Canberra,
 University of NSW.
Northern Rivers Area Health Service
Catholic Health Care Limited
HCF.
Southern Cross University
 Property and Commercial Law.
Southern Cross University.
Sax Institute. Secure Unified Research Environment (SURE) remote access data laboratory.
NHMRC Research Committee
NHMRC Prevention and Community Health Committee
Australian Research Infrastructure 
Bureau of Health InformationStrategic
 Canadian Institute of Health Information.
Health and Welfare Commission in Quebec.
University of Melbourne.
Center for Primary Health Care
 University of New South Wales.
Royal College of Physicians of Canada
 University of Montreal, Canada.
Who does the Iposo research institute share there information with as well.